About My Next Project

On the road I met a cyclist
pedaling with all his might
But as the road was wet and muddy
so was his poor behind.

The village children saw him
and broke out in laughter
You need a pair of mudguards,
they shouted loudly after.

He answered through teeth gritted
while sniffling into tissues:
Oh I've had mudguards fitted
but there were clearance issues.
Plus installation and removal
and all that added weight!
Such fuss I greet with disapproval.
The mudguards simply weren't great.
I need a product far more clever.
If only there was some endeavour...

And at this lamentation
He had my keen attention.
For I had toiled in secret
to bring a product out
that, clearly this cyclist
could not make do without.

Hello! I said, Dear fella,
what you need is a Bumbrella.

With aero canopy
and carbon fibre pole
you cannot get much finer
if lightweight is your goal.

No matter what your frame spec
there's ever so much clearance.
Installing is a dream.
With moving parts no interference.

Your bicycle is elegant
your nether region dry,
with April showers kept at bay
your cycling spirits shall soar high.

So reject those pesky mudguards,
this season cycle smarter.

Support my fine invention:
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